The Commotion Potion

crurnpets:

[moses voice] lmao im gonna part the red sea brb

(via rnackenzie)

nickizinaj:

(via thats-slightly-raven)

misspumpkiin:

a girl asked me how i got good at drawing so i answered that i scarified virgins for the dark lord satan and she looked kinda terrified

i forgot u can’t really make this kind of joke outside of the internet

(via loganlerms)